Im Landan, and Im still trying to figure things out, so... Heres what the ever proffesional J$ of Barelysarcasm had to say about me: "Landan Hoffman is a strong willed and hawk-eyed word surgeon with a good head of hair. While some people may not know it, he has quietly altered this planet's existence more than a butterfly that has flapped its wings in Kansas. Landan takes no responsibility for any wanton desires you may have while visiting his blog."